pyjokes | One line jokes for programmers | REST library

from flask import Flask
import pyjokes

app = Flask(__name__)


@app.route("/")
def home():

    joke = pyjokes.get_joke()
    return f'{joke}'


@app.route("/MultipleJokes")
def jokes():
    jokes = pyjokes.get_jokes() # here jokes is a list item i need to show all item one below the other like for i in jokes print(i)
    return f'
{jokes}
'

 ["Complaining about the lack of smoking shelters, the nicotine addicted Python programmers said there ought to be 'spaces for tabs'.", 'Ubuntu users are apt to get this joke.', 'Obfuscated Reality Mappers (ORMs) can be useful database tools.', 'Asked to explain Unicode during an interview, Geoff went into detail about his final year university project. He was not hired.', "Triumphantly, Beth removed Python 2.7 from her server in 2030. 'Finally!' she said with glee, only to see the announcement for Python 4.4.", "An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?'", 'When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.', 'If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.', 'To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.', "I suggested holding a 'Python Object Oriented Programming Seminar', but the acronym was unpopular.", "'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'", "How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.", "What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.", "Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.", 'How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.', "Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, 'Are you ill?' The second byte replies, 'No, just feeling a bit off.'", "Two threads walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks up and yells, 'Hey, I want don't any conditions race like time last!'", "Old C programmers don't die, they're just cast into void.", "Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'", "Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.", "Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp.", 'Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.', ".NET was named .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.", 'Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.', "A programmer was found dead in the shower. Next to their body was a bottle of shampoo with the instructions 'Lather, Rinse and Repeat'.", 'Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Programmer: The glass is twice as large as necessary.', 'In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.', 'How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.', "If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting ... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.", 'How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.', 'What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.', "What did the Java code say to the C code? A: You've got no class.", "Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It's Not Google.", "Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!'", 'Software salesmen and used-car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying.', "Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.", 'Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.', 'How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? false.', 'Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.', 'Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes.', 'What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.', "If loving you is ROM I don't wanna read write.", 'A programmer walks into a foo...', "A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.38 root beers. The bartender informs her it's a root beer float. She says 'Make it a double!'", "What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.", "Why are you always smiling? That's just my... regular expression.", 'ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.', "A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, 'I know, I'll solve it with threads!'. has Now problems. two he", 'Why do sin and tan work? Just cos.', 'Java: Write once, run away.', 'I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.', 'A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams a bar. Jumps into a bar.', "My friend's in a band called '1023 Megabytes'... They haven't got a gig yet!", "I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.", 'QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.', 'A product manager walks into a bar, asks for drink. Bartender says no, but will consider adding later.', 'How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.', "I've been using Vim for a long time now, mainly because I can't figure out how to exit.", "How do you know whether a person is a Vim user? Don't worry, they'll tell you.", "Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.", "3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.", 'How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!', 'What do you call a parrot that says "Squawk! Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"? A parrot-ey error.', 'There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.', "There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.", 'There are 2 types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets...', "There are II types of people: Those who understand Roman Numerals and those who don't.", 'There are 10 types of people: those who understand hexadecimal and 15 others.', "There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this joke to be in trinary.", "There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.", 'What do you call eight hobbits? A hobbyte.', 'The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.', 'A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.', 'There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.', 'QAs consist of 55% water, 30% blood and 15% Jira tickets.', 'Sympathy for the Devil is really just about being nice to QAs.', "How many QAs does it take to change a lightbulb? They noticed that the room was dark. They don't fix problems, they find them.", 'A programmer crashes a car at the bottom of a hill, a bystander asks what happened, he says "No idea. Let\'s push it back up and try again".', "What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.", "Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.", "Why did the QA cross the road? To ruin everyone's day.", 'Number of days since I have encountered an array index error: -1.', 'Number of days since I have encountered an off-by-one error: 0.', 'Speed dating is useless. 5 minutes is not enough to properly explain the benefits of the Unix philosophy.', 'Microsoft hold a bi-monthly internal "productive week" where they use Google instead of Bing.', "Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.", 'Finding a good PHP developer is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Or is it a hackstack in a needle?', "Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.", 'A COBOL programmer makes millions with Y2K remediation and decides to get cryogenically frozen. "The year is 9999. You know COBOL, right?"', 'The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.', 'An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, tavern, bartender, beer, liquor, wine, alcohol, spirits...', "What does 'Emacs' stand for? 'Exclusively used by middle aged computer scientists.'", 'What does pyjokes have in common with Adobe Flash? It gets updated all the time, but never gets any better.', "Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.", 'I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down Memory Lane.', "!false, (It's funny because it's true)", "['hip', 'hip'] (hip hip array!)"]

Ubuntu users are apt to get this joke.
Obfuscated Reality Mappers (ORMs) can be useful database tools.
Asked to explain Unicode during an interview, Geoff went into detail about his final year university project. He was not hired. 
Triumphantly, Beth removed Python 2.7 from her server in 2030. 'Finally!' she said with glee, only to see the announcement for Python 4.4.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?'
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.
To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
I suggested holding a 'Python Object Oriented Programming Seminar', but the acronym was unpopular.
'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.
Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, 'Are you ill?' The second byte replies, 'No, just feeling a bit off.'
Two threads walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks up and yells, 'Hey, I want don't any conditions race like time last!'
Old C programmers don't die, they're just cast into void.
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'       
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp.
Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.
.NET was named .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.
A programmer was found dead in the shower. Next to their body was a bottle of shampoo with the instructions 'Lather, Rinse and Repeat'.
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Programmer: The glass is twice as large as necessary.     
In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.
How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.
If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting ... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. 
How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.
What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.
What did the Java code say to the C code? A: You've got no class.
Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It's Not Google.
Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!'
Software salesmen and used-car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying.
Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.
Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.
How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? false.
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.
If loving you is ROM I don't wanna read write.
A programmer walks into a foo...
A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.38 root beers. The bartender informs her it's a root beer float. She says 'Make it a 
double!'
What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
Why are you always smiling? That's just my... regular expression.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, 'I know, I'll solve it with threads!'. has Now problems. two he
Why do sin and tan work? Just cos.
Java: Write once, run away.
I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams a bar. Jumps into a bar.
My friend's in a band called '1023 Megabytes'... They haven't got a gig yet!
I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.
QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a 
sfdeljknesv.
A product manager walks into a bar, asks for drink. Bartender says no, but will consider adding later.
How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.
I've been using Vim for a long time now, mainly because I can't figure out how to exit.
How do you know whether a person is a Vim user? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.
3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!
What do you call a parrot that says "Squawk! Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"? A parrot-ey error.
There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.
There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.
There are 2 types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets...
There are II types of people: Those who understand Roman Numerals and those who don't.
There are 10 types of people: those who understand hexadecimal and 15 others.
There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this joke to be in trinary.
There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.
What do you call eight hobbits? A hobbyte.
The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
QAs consist of 55% water, 30% blood and 15% Jira tickets.
Sympathy for the Devil is really just about being nice to QAs.
How many QAs does it take to change a lightbulb? They noticed that the room was dark. They don't fix problems, they find them.  
A programmer crashes a car at the bottom of a hill, a bystander asks what happened, he says "No idea. Let's push it back up and 
try again".
What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.
Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.
Why did the QA cross the road? To ruin everyone's day.
Number of days since I have encountered an array index error: -1.
Number of days since I have encountered an off-by-one error: 0.
Speed dating is useless. 5 minutes is not enough to properly explain the benefits of the Unix philosophy.
Microsoft hold a bi-monthly internal "productive week" where they use Google instead of Bing.
Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.      
Finding a good PHP developer is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Or is it a hackstack in a needle?
Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.
A COBOL programmer makes millions with Y2K remediation and decides to get cryogenically frozen. "The year is 9999. You know COBOL, right?"
The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, tavern, bartender, beer, liquor, wine, alcohol, spirits...  
What does 'Emacs' stand for? 'Exclusively used by middle aged computer scientists.'
What does pyjokes have in common with Adobe Flash? It gets updated all the time, but never gets any better.
Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down Memory Lane.

import pyttsx3
import speech_recognition as sr
import subprocess as sp
import random
import datetime
import wikipedia
import pyjokes
import sys

Audio = sr.Recognizer()
engine = pyttsx3.init()
voices = engine.getProperty('voices')
engine.setProperty('voice', voices[1].id)

#Inicio a libraria para fazer o script falar
def talk(text):
    engine.say(text)
    engine.runAndWait()

def Commands():
    try:
        with sr.Microphone() as source:
                print("Say something: ")
                voice = Audio.listen(source)
                Order = Audio.recognize_google(voice)
                Order = Order.lower() #Passa todo o que for dito para letras minusculas
        
                if 'ray' in Order:
                    Order = Order.replace('ray', '')
                    print(Order)
                    print("You said: " + Order)
    except: 
        pass
    return Order

def ray_commands():

    order=Commands()
    print(order)
    #Caso o utilizador queira abrir algum aplicativo o programa vai reconhecer a palavra chave
    #É capaz de abrir: Calculadora, Notepad, write e paint
    if "open" in order: 
        if "calculator" in order:
            sp.Popen('C:\\Windows\\System32\\calc.exe')
        if "Notepad" in order:
            sp.Popen('C:\\Windows\\System32\\notepad.exe')
        if "wordpad" in order:
            sp.Popen('C:\\Windows\\System32\\write.exe')
        if "paint" in order:
            sp.Popen('C:\\Windows\\system32\mspaint.exe')
                    #Algumas "dad jokes" caso o utilizador esteja numa para se rir
    if "tell me a joke" in order:
        print(pyjokes.get_joke())

        if "tell me the time" in order:
            time = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%H:%M')
                    
                    #A palavra chave para fechar o script é close
        if "close" in order:
            print("Goodbye")
            sys.exit()
    

import instaloader
import pyautogui
import pyttsx3
import requests
import speech_recognition as sr
import datetime
import os
import cv2
import random
from requests import get
import wikipedia
import webbrowser
import pywhatkit as kit
import sys
import time
import pyjokes
import instadownloader



engine = pyttsx3.init('sapi5')
voices = engine.getProperty('voices')
engine.setProperty('voices', voices[0].id)

def speak(audio):
    engine.say(audio)
    print(audio)
    engine.runAndWait()

# To convert voice into text
def take_command():
    r = sr.Recognizer()
    with sr.Microphone() as source:
        print('Listening...')
        r.pause_threshold = 1
        audio = r.listen(source, timeout=30, phrase_time_limit=50)

    try:
        print("Recognizing...")
        query = r.recognize_google(audio, language='en-in')
        print(f"user said: {query}")


    except Exception as e:
        speak("i dint understand, talk in a human language if u can.")
        return "none"
    return query

# To wish
def wish():
    hour = int(datetime.datetime.now().hour)
    tt = time.strftime('%I %M%p')

    if hour>=0 and hour<=12:
        speak(f'Good Morning, its {tt}')
    elif hour>=12 and hour<=18:
        speak(f'Good Afternoon, its {tt}')
    else:
        speak(f'Good Evening, its {tt}')
    speak('I am Jarvis. How can I help you')



    # for news


def news():
    main_url = 'http://newsapi.org/v2/top-headlines?sources=techcrunch&apiKey=6c055aafb67943e48e70c98920e1db6e'

    main_page = requests.get(main_url).json()
    #print(main_page)
    articles = main_page["articles"]
    head = []
    day =['first','second','thrid','fourth','fifth','sixth','seventh','eighth','ninth','tenth']
    for ar in articles:
        head.append(ar["title"])
        for i in range (len(day)):
            speak(f'todays {day[i]} news is: {head[i]}')

if __name__ == '__main__':
    wish()
    while True:

        query = take_command().lower()

        # logic building for tasks
        if 'open notepad' in query:
            speak('opening notepad')
            npath = "C:\\Windows\\notepad.exe"
            os.startfile(npath)

        elif "open command prompt" in query:
            speak('opening command prompt')
            os.system('start cmd')

        elif 'open camera' in query:
            speak('starting webcam')
            cap = cv2.VideoCapture(0)
            while True:
                ret, img = cap.read()
                cv2.imshow('webcam', img)
                k = cv2.waitKey(50)
                if k==27:
                    break;
            cap.release()
            cv2.destroyAllWindows()

        elif 'open minecraft' in query:
            speak('launching minecraft.')
            launcher = "C:\\Users\\gouri\\AppData\\Roaming\\.minecraft\\TLauncher.exe"
            os.startfile(launcher)

        elif 'open Fortnite' in query:
            speak('launching fortnite.')
            epic = "C:\\Users\\gouri\\OneDrive\\Desktop\\Fortnite.url"
            os.startfile(epic)

        elif 'ip address' in query:
            ip = get("https://api.ipify.org").text
            speak(f"your ip address is {ip}")

        elif 'wikipedia' in query:
            speak('searching wikipedia...')
            query = query.replace('wikipedia', '')
            results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=2)
            speak('according to wikipedia')
            speak(results)

        elif ' open youtube' in query:
            speak('opening youtube')
            webbrowser.open("www.youtube.com")


        elif 'open discord' in query:
            speak('opening discord in browser')
            webbrowser.open("www.discord.com")

        elif 'open whatsapp' in query:
            speak('opening whatsapp in browser')
            webbrowser.open('https://web.whatsapp.com/')

        elif 'open stack overflow' in query:
            speak('opening stack overflow in browser')
            webbrowser.open('www.stackoverflow.com')

        elif 'open google' in query:
            speak('ok, what should I search on google.')
            cm = take_command().lower()
            webbrowser.open(f'{cm}')

        elif 'play youtube' in query:
            song = query.replace('play', '')
            speak('what should i play on youtube')
            speak('playing' + song)
            kit.playonyt(song)

        elif 'thank you' in query:
            speak('youre welcome!')


        elif 'go to bed' in query:
            speak('ok, going to bed')
            sys.exit()

            # to close any app

        elif 'close notepad' in query:
            speak('okay, closing notepad')
            os.system('taskkill /f /im notepad.exe')
            speak('notepad closed')

        elif 'close fortnite' in query:
            speak('okay, closing fortnite')
            os.system('taskkill /f /im Fortnite.url')
            speak('fortnite closed')

        elif 'close minecraft' in query:
            speak('okay, closing minecraft')
            os.system('taskkill /f /im TLauncher.exe')

        #to set alarm

        elif 'set alarm' in query:
            nn = int(datetime.datetime.now().hour)
            if nn==22:
                music_dir = "C:\\Users\\Default\\Music"
                songs = os.listdir(music_dir)
                os.startfile(os.path.join(music_dir, songs[0]))

        #to find a joke

        elif 'tell me a joke' in query:
            joke = pyjokes.get_joke()
            speak(joke)

        elif 'shut down' in query:
            os.system("shutdown /s /t 5")

        elif 'restart' in query:
            os.system("shutdown /r /t 5")

        elif 'sleep' in query:
            os.system("rundll32.exe powrprof.dll,SendSuspendState 0,1,0")

# to switch window

        elif 'switch the window' in query:
            pyautogui.keyDown('alt')
            pyautogui.keyDown('tab')
            time.sleep(1)
            pyautogui.keyUp('alt')

        elif 'tell me the news' in query:
            speak('please wait, fetching the latest news')
            news()
#to find location using ip address

        elif 'where am i' in query or 'where are we' in query:
            speak('let me check')
            try:
                ipAdd = requests.get('https://api.ipify.org').text
                print(ipAdd)
                url = 'https://get.geojs.io/v1/ip/geo'+ipAdd+'.json'
                geo_requests = requests.get(url)
                geo_data = geo_requests.json()
                print(geo_data)
                city = geo_data['city']
                country = geo_data['country']
                speak(f'i am not sure, but i think we are in {city} and as per my knowledge is in {country}')
            except Exception as e:
                speak('sorry, but i dont think we are on earth.')
                pass

        elif 'check instagram profile' in query:
            speak('please enter the username of the profile')
            name = input('enter username here: ')
            webbrowser.open(f'www.instagram.com/{name}')
            speak(f'here is the profile of user {name}')
            time.sleep(5)
            speak('would u like to download the profile pic of this user?')
            condition = take_command().lower()
        elif 'yes' in query:
            mod = instaloader.Instaloader()
            mod.downlaod_profile(name, profile_pic_only=True)
            speak('download successful')
        else:
            pass

elif 'screenshot' in query:

Statement expected, found Py:ELIF_KEYWORD

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#import
import datetime
import os
import pyautogui
import pyjokes
import pyttsx3
import pywhatkit
import requests
import smtplib
import speech_recognition as sr
import webbrowser as we
from email.message import EmailMessage
from datetime import date
from newsapi import NewsApiClient
import random
import os
import wikipedia
from subprocess import run
from typing import Text
import time






user = "Tom" #your name
assistant= "Jarvis" # Iron man Fan

Jarvis_mouth = pyttsx3.init()
Jarvis_mouth.setProperty("rate", 165)
voices = Jarvis_mouth.getProperty("voices")

# For Mail voice AKA Jarvis
Jarvis_mouth.setProperty("voice", voices[1].id)

def Jarvis_brain(audio):
    robot = Jarvis_brain
    print("Jarvis: " + audio)
    Jarvis_mouth.say(audio)
    Jarvis_mouth.runAndWait()

#Jarvis speech 
#Jarvis_ear = listener
#Jarvis_brain = speak
#Jarvis_mouth = engine
#you = command

def inputCommand():
    # you = input() # For getting input from CLI
    Jarvis_ear = sr.Recognizer()
    you = ""
    with sr.Microphone(device_index=1) as mic:
        print("Listening...")
        Jarvis_ear.pause_threshold = 1
        try:
            you = Jarvis_ear.recognize_google(Jarvis_ear.listen(mic, timeout=3), language="en-IN")
        except Exception as e:
            Jarvis_brain(" ")
        except:
            you = ""
        print("You: " + you)
    return you
print("Jarvis AI system is booting, please wait a moment")
Jarvis_brain("Start the system, your AI personal assistant Jarvis")



def greet():
    hour=datetime.datetime.now().hour
    if hour>=0 and hour<12:
        Jarvis_brain(f"Hello, Good Morning {user}")
        print("Hello,Good Morning")
    elif hour>=12 and hour<18:
        Jarvis_brain(f"Hello, Good Afternoon {user}")
        print("Hello, Good Afternoon")
    else:
        Jarvis_brain(f"Hello, Good Evening {user}")
        print("Hello,Good Evening")
greet()        


    
def main():
    while True:
        with open ("Jarvis.txt", "a") as Jarvis:
            Jarvis.write("Jarvis: " + str(Jarvis_brain) + "\n" + "You: " + str(you) + "\n")
        # Getting input from the user
        you = inputCommand().lower()

        #General question.
        if ("hello" in you) or ("Hi" in you):
            Jarvis_brain(random.choice(["how may i help you, sir.","Hi,sir"]))

        elif ("time" in you):
            now = datetime.datetime.now()
            robot_brain = now.strftime("%H hour %M minutes %S seconds")
            Jarvis_brain(robot_brain)

        elif ("date" in you):
            today = date.today()
            robot_brain = today.strftime("%B %d, %Y")
            Jarvis_brain(robot_brain)

        elif ("joke" in you):
            Jarvis_brain(pyjokes.get_joke())

        elif "president of America" in you:
            Jarvis_brain("Donald Trump")

        #open application
        elif ("play" in you):
            song = you.replace('play', '')
            Jarvis_brain('playing ' + song)
            pywhatkit.playonyt(song)
        
        elif ("open youtube" in you):
            Jarvis_brain("opening YouTube")
            we.open('https://www.youtube.com/')    

        elif ("open google" in you):
            Jarvis_brain("opening google")
            we.open('https://www.google.com/')    

        elif "information" in you:
            you = you.replace("find imformation", "")
            Jarvis_brain("what news you what to know about")
            topic=inputCommand()
            Jarvis_brain("open " + topic)
            we.open("https://www.google.com/search?q=" + topic)

        elif ("open gmail" in you):
            Jarvis_brain("opening gmail")
            we.open('https://mail.google.com/mail/u/2/#inbox')    
        
        elif "vietnamese translate" in you:
            Jarvis_brain("opening Vietnamese Translate")
            we.open('https://translate.google.com/?hl=vi')    

        elif "english translate" in you:
            Jarvis_brain("opening English Translate")
            we.open('https://translate.google.com/?hl=vi&sl=en&tl=vi&op=translate') 

        elif ("open internet") in you:
            Jarvis_brain("opening internet")
            open = "C:\Program Files (x86)\BraveSoftware\Brave-Browser\Application\Brave.exe"
            os.startfile(open)

        elif "wikipedia" in you:
            you = you.replace("wikipedia", "")
            Jarvis_brain("what topic you need to listen to")
            topic=inputCommand()
            results = wikipedia.summary(topic, sentences=2, auto_suggest=False, redirect=True)
            print(results)
            Jarvis_brain(results)


    #New&Covid-19
        elif ("news" in you): 
            newsapi = NewsApiClient(api_key='d4eb31a4b9f34011a0c243d47b9aed4d')
            Jarvis_brain("What topic you need the news about")
            topic = inputCommand()
            data = newsapi.get_top_headlines(
                q=topic, language="en", page_size=5)
            newsData = data["articles"]
            for y in newsData:
                Jarvis_brain(y["description"])

        elif ("covid-19" in you):
            r = requests.get('https://coronavirus-19-api.herokuapp.com/all').json()
            Jarvis_brain(f'Confirmed Cases: {r["cases"]} \nDeaths: {r["deaths"]} \nRecovered {r["recovered"]}')

        else:
            if "goodbye" in you:
                hour = datetime.datetime.now().hour
                if (hour >= 21) and (hour < 5):
                    Jarvis_brain(f"Good Night {user}! Have a nice Sleep")
                else:
                    Jarvis_brain(f"Bye {user}")
                quit()
main()   

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "c:\Users\PC\Documents\Code\assistant\Jarvis.py", line 181, in 
    main()
  File "c:\Users\PC\Documents\Code\assistant\Jarvis.py", line 86, in main
    with open ("Jarvis.txt", "a") as Jarvis:
UnboundLocalError: local variable 'open' referenced before assignment

# H.I.V.E V.0.0.3 BETA: Home-Assistant Intergrated Virtual Environment
# #VIEW THE HIVE PROJECT AT HTTPS://natebrownprojects.github.io/TheHiveProject/
# Copyright: Nate Brown Projects 2021 / Nate Brown 2021 / TheHiveProjectNZ 2021
import speech_recognition as sr
import pyttsx3
import pywhatkit
import datetime
from datetime import timedelta
import wikipedia
import pyjokes
from pyttsx3 import Engine

listener = sr.Recognizer()
engine: Engine = pyttsx3.init()
voices = engine.getProperty('voices')
engine.setProperty('voice', voices[0]  .id)


def talk(text):
    engine.say(text)
    engine.runAndWait()
talk('Systems Loading, Welcome to the HIVE.')
talk('How, can i help, you Sir?')

def take_command():
    try:

        with sr.Microphone() as source:
            voice = listener.listen(source)
            command = listener.recognize_google(voice)
            command = command.lower()
            if 'hive' in command:
                command = command.replace('hive', '')
                print(command)
    except:
        pass
    return command


def run_hive():
    command = take_command()
    print(command)
    if 'play' in command:
        song = command.replace('play', '')
        talk('playing ' + song)
        pywhatkit.playonyt(song)
    elif 'time' in command:
        time = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%I:%M %p')
        talk('Current time is ' + time)
    elif 'date' in command:
        now = datetime.datetime.now()
        talk("Current date and time : ")
        talk(now.strftime("%d         %m                %Y"))
        engine.setProperty("rate", 178)
    elif 'who is' in command:
        person = command.replace('who is', '')
        info = wikipedia.summary(person, 1, auto_suggest=False)

        print(info)
        talk(info)
    elif 'joke' in command:
        talk(pyjokes.get_joke())
    elif 'status report' in command:
        talk('All Systems Operational Sir!')
    elif 'hive' in command:
        talk('Yes, sir?')
    elif 'shut down' in command:
        talk('Shutting all Hive Systems Down.')
        talk('Thank you for using hive! Goodbye!')
        print('Thank you for using H.I.V.E!')
        exit()

    elif 'exit' in command:
        talk('Shutting all Hive Systems Down.')
        talk('Thank you for using hive! Goodbye!')
        print('Thank you for using H.I.V.E!')
        exit()
    elif 'awesome thanks' in command:
        talk('Your, Welcome!')
    elif 'thanks' in command:
        talk('Ny Pleasure!')
    elif 'thank you' in command:
        talk('No Problem!')
    elif 'awesome' in command:
        talk('No Problem, is there anything i, can help you, with?')
    elif ' no' in command:
         talk('ok!')
    elif 'yes' in command:
        talk('Ok, what is it?')
    elif 'how are you' in command:
        talk('Im Great, How are you!?')
    elif 'you still there' in command:
        talk('Yes Sir, i am ready for your command!')
    elif 'who are you' in command:
        talk('My name is Hive. It stands for Home Assistant Intergrated Virtual Environment. I am here to help you with whatever i can')
    elif 'hello' in command:
        talk('hello, how are you today?')

    else:
        talk('Please say the command again.')


while True:
    try:
        run_hive()
    except UnboundLocalError:

        continue

line 31, in take_command : return command : UnboundLocalError: local variable 'command' referenced before assignment

import speech_recognition as sr
import pyttsx3
import pywhatkit
import datetime
import wikipedia
import pyjokes

listener = sr.Recognizer()
engine = pyttsx3.init()
voices = engine.getProperty('voices')
engine.setProperty('voice', voices[1].id)


def talk(text):
    engine.say(text)
    engine.runAndWait()


def take_command():
    try:
        with sr.Microphone() as source:
            print('listening...')
            voice = listener.listen(source)
            command = listener.recognize_google(voice)
            command = command.lower()
            if 'alexa' in command:
                command = command.replace('alexa', '')
                print(command)
    except:
        pass
    return command


def run_alexa():
    command = take_command()
    print(command)
    if 'play' in command:
        song = command.replace('play', '')
        talk('playing ' + song)
        pywhatkit.playonyt(song)
    elif 'time' in command:
        time = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%I:%M %p')
        talk('Current time is ' + time)
    elif 'who the heck is' in command:
        person = command.replace('who the heck is', '')
        info = wikipedia.summary(person, 1)
        print(info)
        talk(info)
    elif 'date' in command:
        talk('sorry, I have a headache')
    elif 'are you single' in command:
        talk('I am in a relationship with wifi')
    elif 'joke' in command:
        talk(pyjokes.get_joke())
    else:
        talk('Please say the command again.')


while True:
    run_alexa()

ERROR: Could not find a version that satisfies the requirement tensorflow==2.2.0 (from guesslang==2.0.1->-r /tmp/build_ca38c743_/requirements.txt (line 11)) (from versions: none)
       ERROR: No matching distribution found for tensorflow==2.2.0 (from guesslang==2.0.1->-r /tmp/build_ca38c743_/requirements.txt (line 11))
 !     Push rejected, failed to compile Python app.
 !     Push failed

git+https://github.com/Rapptz/discord.py
PyNaCl==1.3.0
dnspython==1.16.0
pandas
async-timeout==3.0.1
pip
youtube_dl
colorlog
pyjokes
howdoi
guesslang

import speech_recognition as sr
import pywhatkit
import datetime
import winsound
import wikipedia
import pyjokes
import pyttsx3

listener = sr.Recognizer()
engine = pyttsx3.init()

def talk(text):
    engine.say(text)
    engine.runAndWait()


def take_order():
    try:
        with sr.Microphone() as source:
            print('listening...')
            voice = listener.listen(source)
            command = listener.recognize_google(voice)
            command = command.lower()
            if 'alex' in command:
                command = command.replace('alexa', '')
                print(command)
            else:
                return
            return command
    except pass



def run_agos():
    task = take_order()

    if 'play' in task:
        song = task.replace('play', '')
        talk('playing ' + song)
        pywhatkit.playonyt(song)
    elif 'time' in task:
        time = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%I:%M %p')
        print(time)
        talk('Current time is ' + time)
    elif 'who is' in task:
        person = task.replace('who is', '')
        try:
            info = wikipedia.summary(person, 1)
            print(info)
            talk(info)
        except wikipedia.exceptions.DisambiguationError as e:
            print(e.options)
            talk(person + 'may refer to')
            talk(e.options)
    elif 'what is' in task:
        thing = task.replace('what is', '')
        try:
            info = wikipedia.summary(thing, 1)
            print(info)
            talk(info)
        except wikipedia.exceptions.DisambiguationError as e:
            print(e.options)
            talk(thing + 'may refer to')
            talk(e.options)
    elif 'joke' in task:
        joke = pyjokes.get_joke()
        talk(joke)
        print(joke)
    else:
        talk('I did not hear that, pleas repeat the command.')
    return run_agos()


while True:
    run_agos()

Pillow
nospamplus
pymediainfo
apscheduler
howdoi
pyseoanalyzer
pokedex.py
faker
deep_translator
pornhub-api
countryinfo
emoji-country-flag
langdetect
PyProxyToolkit
cairosvg
grapheme
cryptosteganography
QScintilla
requests_html
flask
yahoo_fin
anime_downloader
pandas
PyDictionary
fontTools
pydub
quote
lottie
textblob
python-magic
glitch_this
PyGithub
pytesseract
youtube-dl
opencv-contrib-python
telethon
iplookup
wget
numpy
googletrans
pyshorteners
aiohttp
bs4
coffeehouse
cowpy
emoji
gTTS-token>=1.1.3
gTTS>=2.0.1
geopy
gitpython
google-api-python-client==1.8.0
google-auth-oauthlib
google_images_download>=2.7.1
gsearch
hachoir
heroku3
httplib2
humanize
lxml
lyricsgenius
oauth2client
psycopg2-binary
PyLyrics
pySmartDL
pybase64>=0.4.0
pyfiglet
pylast
python-barcode
python-dotenv
pytz
qrcode
regex
requests
search-engine-parser>=0.4.2
selenium
speedtest-cli>=2.0.2
sqlalchemy>=1.2
telegraph
tswift
urbandict>=0.5
wikipedia>=1.4.0
youtube-search
password_strength
pyjokes
cryptocompare

Collecting goslate
  Downloading goslate-1.5.1.tar.gz (17 kB)
    ERROR: Command errored out with exit status 1:
     command: /usr/bin/python3 -c 'import sys, setuptools, tokenize; sys.argv[0] = '"'"'/tmp/pip-install-u0eft0x8/goslate_a9d50754d502446c876c20f9eb75ad67/setup.py'"'"'; __file__='"'"'/tmp/pip-install-u0eft0x8/goslate_a9d50754d502446c876c20f9eb75ad67/setup.py'"'"';f=getattr(tokenize, '"'"'open'"'"', open)(__file__);code=f.read().replace('"'"'\r\n'"'"', '"'"'\n'"'"');f.close();exec(compile(code, __file__, '"'"'exec'"'"'))' egg_info --egg-base /tmp/pip-pip-egg-info-tybqx6p2
         cwd: /tmp/pip-install-u0eft0x8/goslate_a9d50754d502446c876c20f9eb75ad67/
    Complete output (26 lines):
    running egg_info
    creating /tmp/pip-pip-egg-info-tybqx6p2/goslate.egg-info
    writing /tmp/pip-pip-egg-info-tybqx6p2/goslate.egg-info/PKG-INFO
    Traceback (most recent call last):
      File "", line 1, in 
      File "/tmp/pip-install-u0eft0x8/goslate_a9d50754d502446c876c20f9eb75ad67/setup.py", line 19, in 
        setup(
      File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/dist-packages/setuptools/__init__.py", line 153, in setup
        return distutils.core.setup(**attrs)
      File "/usr/lib/python3.9/distutils/core.py", line 148, in setup
        dist.run_commands()
      File "/usr/lib/python3.9/distutils/dist.py", line 966, in run_commands
        self.run_command(cmd)
      File "/usr/lib/python3.9/distutils/dist.py", line 985, in run_command
        cmd_obj.run()
      File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/dist-packages/setuptools/command/egg_info.py", line 292, in run
        writer(self, ep.name, os.path.join(self.egg_info, ep.name))
      File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/dist-packages/setuptools/command/egg_info.py", line 628, in write_pkg_info
        metadata.write_pkg_info(cmd.egg_info)
      File "/usr/lib/python3.9/distutils/dist.py", line 1117, in write_pkg_info
        self.write_pkg_file(pkg_info)
      File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/dist-packages/setuptools/dist.py", line 140, in write_pkg_file
        write_field('Summary', single_line(self.get_description()))
      File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/dist-packages/setuptools/dist.py", line 124, in single_line
        raise ValueError("newlines not allowed")
    ValueError: newlines not allowed
    ----------------------------------------
ERROR: Command errored out with exit status 1: python setup.py egg_info Check the logs for full command output.
The command '/bin/sh -c pip3 install -r requirements.txt' returned a non-zero code: 1