git-jokes | Collection of questionably humorous git sayings

git-jokes is a Shell library. git-jokes has no bugs, it has no vulnerabilities and it has low support. You can download it from GitHub.

collection of questionably humorous git sayings. git-jokes was started as a project for the #git irc channel, wherein a new joke was placed in the topic every day. being funny on a continuous basis quickly becomes impossible, so jokes started to get reused. this repo contains a list of (most of) these funnies, in an easy-to-digest form. there is also a git plugin, so you can now type git joke and receive a random joke! to use this, add git-joke somewhere on your $path. for example, you could wget somewhere like /usr/local/bin. all jokes are copyright by eugene e. kashpureff jr, except the