hacker-scripts | Based on a true story

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hacker-scripts is a JavaScript library. hacker-scripts has no bugs, it has no vulnerabilities and it has medium support. You can download it from GitHub.

Based on a true story:. xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy". xxx: You're gonna love this. xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those. Original: (in Russian) Pull requests with other implementations (Python, Perl, Shell, etc) are welcome.
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              hacker-scripts has a medium active ecosystem.
              It has 46571 star(s) with 6739 fork(s). There are 2132 watchers for this library.
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              It had no major release in the last 6 months.
              There are 37 open issues and 39 have been closed. On average issues are closed in 204 days. There are 31 open pull requests and 0 closed requests.
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              The latest version of hacker-scripts is current.

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              hacker-scripts releases are not available. You will need to build from source code and install.
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              hacker-scripts saves you 307 person hours of effort in developing the same functionality from scratch.
              It has 764 lines of code, 22 functions and 35 files.
              It has high code complexity. Code complexity directly impacts maintainability of the code.

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