synergipsum | : necktie : Synergy Speak Lorem Ipsum module

synergipsum is a JavaScript library. synergipsum has no bugs, it has no vulnerabilities, it has a Permissive License and it has low support. You can install using 'npm i synergipsum' or download it from GitHub, npm.

This goofy module returns strings of awful synergy speak, like what you'd expect to hear in the average tech startup pitch or pointy haired boss. Best enjoyed when read to yourself in the voice of Bill Lumbergh. The module exports a SynergIpsum constructor with a create function; instances of SynergIpsum provide a generate function that takes an argument for the number of sentences of blather you'd like. Pretty simple, but probably also half-baked, so use at own risk, without warranty of fitness expressed or implied, void where prohibited, you'll shoot your eye out, etc.